when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents
"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"
This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion.
moan into my mouth
It’s ridiculous that celebrities can spend a year of my college tuition on like, a necklace like it’s nothing and I can’t even afford a taco.